Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
14.06.2025 00:31

I have complete contempt for traitorism
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I actually pay taxes
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I have complete contempt for fakery
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
Scientists find proof that birds nested in the Arctic alongside dinosaurs - Earth.com
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I can count
Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I have a reading level above third grade
Were you ever in love with your teacher?
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
Why would Hugh Grant cheat on Elizabeth Hurley?
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I don’t buy bullshit
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?
I can read
I understand how hurricane paths work
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
NASA’s CODEX Captures Unique Views of Sun’s Outer Atmosphere - NASA Science (.gov)
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I see through liars
Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I don’t cotton to rapists
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
Why is there so much evil in the world?
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
What is something you want to "get off your chest"?
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones